Monthly Archives: January 2011

Destroying capitalism one McDonald’s at a time

One of the first things you learn as a minimalist is how to maximize the smugness factor in whatever things you purchase. There are essentially two underlying principles to upping your smugness factor-go local or go Euro. Go  Local-and by … Continue reading

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Human Cheese-Hope for a sustainable and gross future.

I wrote in my previous episode of the tragic tale of an upstanding young drug dealer who used her breastii as the “saddle bags” for her drug muling/selling operation, and botched a sale because she was unable to whip her … Continue reading

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Buying drugs from people’s underwear: what not to do

As it is written: you can take the boy out of upstate, but you can’t take the upstate out of the boy.  Or as we say it  in up-country: You can taxidermy the roadkill, but that don’t make the skunk … Continue reading

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No soap: the hippest life experiment

As the generation born with Sesame Street and Reading Rainbow, we youthens (youth+heathens) have always been taught the power of imagination, the transformative magic of creativity. Of course with a pubescence heralded by the incendiary social criticism of Limp Bizkit … Continue reading

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Safesearch off: Predicting 2011 with Google image search.

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Like most wholesome, hell-fearing children of G-d and America, I spent my New Year’s eve in pious contemplation of what my New Year’s resolutions should be.  To briefly list them, I have resolved to eat beans less than five times … Continue reading

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