No trash for 30 days- an exploration of silliness

I am the world’s slowest magician, and for my next (read: current) 30-day trick, I will be living trash free. At this point into my 30-day projects, I have done two physical challenges (a marathon and 30-days of dancing) and one mental (a short story a day). Now it is time to try something restrictive: I will not be consuming anything or otherwise producing trash or recycling: no beer bottles, q-tips, sandwich wrappers, tickets, zilch.

The rules: I will attempt to live trash and recycling free – less than 10 items. Anything given to me accidentally counts as an item. Things that do not count: items that are communal, such as a tin of nuts or a pizza, unless this suggested by me, e.g. if I suggest we all go out for pizza I cannot “pawn” my trash off on the other people. If there is a slice of pizza lying around after a meeting, that’s fair game. Also, I will not be re-using toilet paper, because my ass is a rockstar, prima donna.

Will be updating regularly at these latest 30 days of dip shittery. Stay tuned, bat friends.

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About Big Adam

A NYC doorman, a community organizer, wannabe ape, sometimes blogger, sometimes writer, always crossword puzzle incompleter, I will ride bicycles with your papa, dance Bhangra with your mama, take you on dates that cost nada.
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4 Responses to No trash for 30 days- an exploration of silliness

  1. Justa says:

    |Also, I will not be re-using toilet paper, because my ass is a rockstar, prima donna.

    I guess all I can say is may all your shits be no wipes.

  2. laceyputnam says:

    Does your mother know that you do these things? Talk to Randy, this sounds like something he might enjoy hearing about. Good Luck. Happy Hanukkah!!!

  3. thu says:

    strongly dislike

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