Monthly Archives: March 2011

The War on Beards

Posted on March 26, 2011 by Big Adam

Many revolutions of the homeless guy spinning slowly in Riverside park ago, a group of burly, bearded men moved into Williamsburg.  Known originally as “Hay-seeds” for their stubbornly old world views, these men quickly established a space for themselves in … Continue reading →

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Gaddafi vs. Tampons vs. Doormen.

Posted on March 17, 2011 by Big Adam

As we all learned during the sadomasochism unit of middle school sex-ed, whiplash is a very serious condition. As a concerned idiot with access to the internet, I worry that we may soon be suffering from societal whiplash, so quickly … Continue reading →

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(Rep.) Weiner jokes, and bicycle lanes

Posted on March 10, 2011 by Big Adam

Thank monkeys for Twitter.  Rep. Anthony Weiner, the progressive Democratic representative from New York, recently used the micro-blog to micro-apologize for his micro-threat against bike lines, after a reporter from a tiny newspaper known as The New York Times quoted … Continue reading →

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Beware the (r)ides of March: Sitting on strangers’

Posted on March 4, 2011 by Big Adam

Old man winter may not be off to slumber just yet, but he is certainly dozing in his recliner. Yes, my monkeys, March-what with its rapid, climate destabilized cycles between break out the beach ball and freeze the balls…of your … Continue reading →

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